Once in New Mexico, during a moment of what he would now consider flagrantly unprofessional curiousity, Agent Coulson touched Mjolnir. From that moment on, he made a point of keeping his distance from the weapon and decided it was a secret he would take to his grave. It wasn’t until after the…
Tony and Steve have the same social security number thanks to Howard. After a while, Howard had to admit to himself that Steve was long dead. Once Tony was born, he pulled some governmental strings and had Tony’s SSN made to be the same as Steve’s as an homage to his old friend.
look, i don’t care if you don’t support abortion. if it’s against your religion or moral beliefs, whatever, that’s your thing and i support your right to have your own opinion about something like abortion.
but the second you start comparing abortion to something like the aurora shootings, you need to fucking stop because what you are doing is, in fact, wrong. and you are a fucking blazing idiot.
I'm quite sorry I have not been at the Baxter Building to give you lessons. I've had to move to a safer place to do very dangerous work. I'll gladly teach you as soon as I can, so long as you can forgive a scientist of doing what he thinks he must. -Reed
In reparations for the whole New York giant mechanical flying snake thingy, Loki tries to apologize through hilariously bad “wishes” granted to each of the Avengers. One of them gets their own mariachi band.
Clint is forever banished to the backseat of the car when he takes a trip with anyone. Every time they let him up front, he immediately changes the radio station to hear his favorite genre, trashy pop music. If any of the Avengers have to hear Call Me Maybe one more time, they’re going to leave him on the side of the road.